Demu liko serious hivyo aku mi naogopa!Usipolipatia mkwanja wake si litakuparua na makucha?Mmm nimestuka,Udingi wote huo ke bado anataka Ngoma,mweeeee!
Robert Mugabe goes on a state visit to Israel . While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and passes away. The undertaker tells the accompanying people, 'You can have him shipped home for US $500,000/-or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land , for just US $100/-.' The Zimbabweans go into a corner and discuss for a minute. They come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Mugabe shipped home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend $500,000/- to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100/-? With the money you save you could buy enough diesel for a year, buy enough medicines to wipe out cholera, buy enough generators to never have blackouts again.'
The Zimbabweans replied, 'A long time ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.............
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Demu liko serious hivyo aku mi naogopa!Usipolipatia mkwanja wake si litakuparua na makucha?Mmm nimestuka,Udingi wote huo ke bado anataka Ngoma,mweeeee!
kweli huyo ni demu au ndo kavaa wigi tu. kama ni demu basi hapo kazi ipoooooooo
huyu mbona kama Mugabe rais wa zim
na miguu ya mke wake
Robert Mugabe goes on a state visit to Israel . While he is on a tour of
Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and passes away. The undertaker
tells the accompanying people, 'You can have him shipped home for
US $500,000/-or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land , for just
US $100/-.' The Zimbabweans go into a corner and discuss for a minute.
They come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Mugabe shipped
home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend $500,000/- to
ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you
would spend only $100/-? With the money you save you could buy enough
diesel for a year, buy enough medicines to wipe out cholera, buy enough
generators to never have blackouts again.'
The Zimbabweans replied, 'A long time ago a man died here, was buried
here, and three days later he rose from the dead.............
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